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Welcome
to my movie graveyard! A place where I can dig
up films that belong in categories best described as
old, cheap, classic, cheezy and even pretty bad; and
then visit them once again through the modern miracle
that is DVD. Occasionally, films that may be considered
"new" will be unearthed here, but for the most part
I like the classics. And just who am I? I am Shadow,
the guy who haunts the place and the caretaker of these
cinematic treasures from ages past. I’m also a
guy who has never really grown up. So grab a bag of
popcorn and join me...
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Latest
reviews:
Blood
Beach
A
subterranean monster lurking under a southern
California beach sucks people below the ground
to their doom, confounding the local police
in the process.
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The
Evil
A
group of people cleaning out an old mansion
unwittingly release the devil, who was imprisoned
in a pit beneath the house, and then find themselves
trapped inside.
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Lost
Continent
Scientists
and soldiers - including Ward Cleaver and The
Joker - race to find a wayward rocket that crashed
in the South Pacific, only to discover an island
with prehistoric plants and creatures living
atop a mountain.
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Kronos
A
giant machine from outer space arrives on earth
to stomp on Mexicans and absorb all electrical
and nuclear power from our world, opposed only
by a handful of goofy scientists.
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Scalps
Archaeology
students find more than just a few arrowheads
after disturbing an Indian burial ground and
awakening the spirit of an evil practitioner
of dark magic.
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Demon
of Paradise
A
Hawaiian resort run by idiots is visited by
moron tourists, dipshit scientists, not-so-slick
criminals and a deadly bipedal reptilian/amphibian/fish
man.
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Up
From The Depths
A
Hawaiian resort run by idiots is visited by
moron tourists, dipshit scientists, not-so-slick
con men and a giant maneating shark/catfish/something
or other.
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Giant
From The Unknown
Geologists
must deal with a stupid sheriff, stereotyped
indians and a demented Spanish conquistador
preserved for over 500 years.
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Oasis
of the Zombies
Moron
treasure hunters head to Africa to seek out
the gold hidden at a lost oasis, only to discover
the area is guarded by the zombies of dead Nazi
soldiers.
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The
Prowler
35
years after a tragic double murder put an end
to a yearly graduation ball, the killings begin
again when college students foolishly re-instate
the festivities, but is it the same killer?
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Them!
Giant
ants mutated through radiation burst forth from
the New Mexico desert to threaten the world,
with cops, scientists, the FBI and the U.S.
Army in hot pursuit.
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Island
of Terror
Cancer
research on a secluded island leads to the creation
of monsters that feed on human bones, requiring
scientists and civilians to work together in
order to end the threat before they all become
dinner.
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Man
Beast
A
woman leads an ill-fated expedition into the
Himalayas in search of her brother, who was
in turn part of an earlier trip that was looking
for the Yeti: mythical hairy creatures that
don't like trespassers.
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The
7th Voyage of Sinbad
Captain
Sinbad sails to an island full of monsters on
a quest to save his beloved princess, coping
with an evil magician's schemes along the way.
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Curse
of Bigfoot
A
high school class watches horror movies, hears
tales about Bigfoot and is subjected to a flashback
account of a high school archaeology field trip
gone horribly awry in this mess of a film.
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Earth
vs. the Flying Saucers
A scientist must race against the clock to devise
a means of defense after aliens in a fleet of
flying saucers announce their intention to conquer
the earth.
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Without
Warning
A seven foot tall alien arrives on Earth to
hunt his favorite prey: horny young people and
testy old country folk.
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The
Deadly Mantis
A volcanic erruption awakens a gigantic mantis
that has been frozen in the arctic ice for millions
of years and which promptly goes on a rampage,
eating everyone it comes across.
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King
Dinosaur
Four morons, including a raging misogynist,
travel by rocket to a new planet that has entered
the solar system, encountering stock footage
animals and some giant reptiles when they arrive.
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Let
Sleeping Corpses Lie
A
pair of young people run afoul of the living
dead, closed-minded cops and a wacky new insect-destroying
machine while in the English countryside.
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From
Hell It Came
On
a South Pacific island, a native wrongly put
to death by his tribe vows to return from the
grave to seek revenge, a feat he accomplishes
in the form of a walking tree thanks to the
radiation from an atomic bomb test.
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The
Raiders of Atlantis
A
diverse group of people must contend with the
an army of murderous morons when the lost island
of Atlantis rises from the ocean depths, in
this Italian-made epic.
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The
Boogens
The
efforts to re-open a Colorado silver mine closed
for the past 70 years unleash a horde of carnivorous
turtle-like monsters on the unsuspecting population,
including a group of horny young people.
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